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Saggy Melts
Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 43 | 33 | 0 | 16 |
| 2024 | 43 | 37 | 2 | 4 | 206 | 90 | 0 | 113 |
| 2023 | 42 | 32 | 4 | 6 | 179 | 63 | 0 | 100 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 31/03/2025 | vs Crystal Phallus |
2
2
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| 17/03/2025 | vs CITY FC! |
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4
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| 10/03/2025 | vs CarlMarks |
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4
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Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Foxes Fives
03/06/2024 (Won 11 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Fingers Fc
28/10/2024 (Lost 2 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
Substandard Liege
29/07/2024 (Won 11 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
29 From 06/02/2023 To 17/07/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 17/07/2023 To 06/02/2023
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon season ending 2024-01-15)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon season ending 2024-01-15 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 83 | 16 | 67 | 48 |
Previous Games
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Results
| 08/01/2024 |
| 18/12/2023 |
| 11/12/2023 |
| 04/12/2023 |
| 20/11/2023 |
| 06/11/2023 |
| 30/10/2023 |
| 23/10/2023 |
| 16/10/2023 |
| 09/10/2023 |
| 02/10/2023 |
| 18/09/2023 |
| 11/09/2023 |
| 04/09/2023 |
| 28/08/2023 |
