Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 15 | 2 | 10 | 172 | 137 | 0 | 47 |
| 2024 | 42 | 18 | 2 | 22 | 230 | 226 | 0 | 56 |
| 2023 | 18 | 9 | 0 | 9 | 74 | 85 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 18/08/2025 | vs MI5-A-SIDE (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 11/08/2025 | vs UNATHLETICO SKEGNESS (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
| 04/08/2025 | vs EAST DULWICH HELMELTS |
3
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
GT 5's
05/02/2024 (Won 16 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Counter aTax
09/10/2023 (Lost 0 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
North sea tigers deas
16/06/2025 (Won 16 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 09/10/2023 To 03/07/2023
Longest losing streak
11 From 03/07/2023 To 09/10/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5 Aside Winter League 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5 Aside Winter League 2023 | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 64 | 51 | 13 | 19 |
