Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 37 | 18 | 3 | 16 | 207 | 211 | 0 | 57 |
| 2024 | 41 | 28 | 1 | 12 | 267 | 151 | 0 | 85 |
| 2023 | 40 | 22 | 0 | 18 | 211 | 190 | 0 | 66 |
| 2022 | 34 | 15 | 4 | 15 | 185 | 212 | 0 | 49 |
| 2021 | 31 | 14 | 6 | 11 | 141 | 116 | 0 | 48 |
| 2020 | 21 | 6 | 2 | 13 | 114 | 143 | 0 | 20 |
| 2019 | 36 | 10 | 1 | 25 | 176 | 245 | 0 | 31 |
| 2018 | 42 | 23 | 4 | 15 | 232 | 214 | 0 | 73 |
| 2017 | 48 | 12 | 3 | 33 | 198 | 346 | 0 | 39 |
| 2016 | 48 | 13 | 4 | 31 | 239 | 375 | 0 | 43 |
| 2015 | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 86 | 92 | 0 | 20 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 16/12/2025 | vs Messi but Friendly (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs WHARF RATS UNITED (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs BREWERY TAP FC |
6
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
AFC DENTIST CHAIR
22/10/2024 (Won 22 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SOUTH LONDON ATHLETIC GROUP
18/07/2017 (Lost 4 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
AFC DENTIST CHAIR
22/10/2024 (Won 22 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
24 From 31/05/2016 To 25/07/2017
Longest losing streak
23 From 14/06/2016 To 31/05/2016
Current League Stats (Autumn Tues 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Autumn Tues 5s | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 86 | 92 | -6 | 20 |
Previous Games
W
L
L
L
W
D
W
W
D
W
L
W
L
L
Results
| 22/12/2015 |
| 15/12/2015 |
| 08/12/2015 |
| 01/12/2015 |
| 24/11/2015 |
| 17/11/2015 |
| 10/11/2015 |
| 03/11/2015 |
| 27/10/2015 |
| 20/10/2015 |
| 13/10/2015 |
| 06/10/2015 |
| 29/09/2015 |
| 22/09/2015 |
