Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2019 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 28 | 32 | 0 | 4 |
| 2018 | 37 | 27 | 1 | 9 | 336 | 182 | 0 | 82 |
| 2017 | 20 | 16 | 0 | 4 | 170 | 73 | 0 | 48 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.00
Recent results
| 04/03/2019 | vs CAPITAL ECONOMICS |
0
4
|
| 25/02/2019 | vs BOBBY WHAM AND THE HUNKS (Forfeit) |
0
3
|
| 18/02/2019 | vs YOPA JUNIORS (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
KASHISH FC
21/08/2017 (Won 24 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SEX DRUGS & CHARLTON COLE
28/01/2019 (Lost 8 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
KASHISH FC
21/08/2017 (Won 24 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 09/04/2018 To 21/08/2017
Longest losing streak
7 From 21/08/2017 To 09/04/2018
Current League Stats (Monday Business 5s autumn league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Business 5s autumn league | 14 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 138 | 37 | 101 | 39 |
