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Team Qwop..

Team Stats

Season Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
2020 14 11 1 2 169 96 0 34
2019 18 13 0 5 139 77 0 39
2018 34 24 3 7 278 159 0 75
2017 8 7 0 1 141 75 0 21

Recent games

Average goals scored in last 3 games : 6.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games : 0.00

Recent results

08/03/2021 vs ** VACANCY 8 ** (Forfeit)
10 0
18/01/2021 vs ** VACANCY 8 ** (Forfeit)
10 0
14/12/2020 vs NPL (Forfeit)
0 0

Highs and Lows

Biggest winning margin vs West Side Massive 06/11/2017 (Won 27 - 8)
Greatest thrashing vs Bearded Goalie 11/12/2017 (Lost 9 - 24)
Most goals in single game vs West Side Massive 06/11/2017 (Won 27 - 8)

Streaks

Longest winning streak 16 From 30/10/2017 To 11/04/2018
Longest losing streak 5 From 11/04/2018 To 01/08/2018

Current League Stats (Weds Div 1 18.07.18)

League Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
Weds Div 1 18.07.18 14 13 0 1 122 15 107 39

Previous Games

W
W
Forfeit
Team Qwop.. 10
** VACANCY 8 ** 0
10/10/2018
W
Forfeit
The Toast 0
Team Qwop.. 10
03/10/2018
W
Bweakfast F.C. 0
Team Qwop.. 6
26/09/2018
W
Team Qwop.. 11
JERSEY SHORE 7
19/09/2018
W
Forfeit
W
Forfeit
Team Qwop.. 10
** VACANCY 4 ** 0
05/09/2018
W
Forfeit
Team Qwop.. 10
** VACANCY 6 ** 0
29/08/2018
W
Forfeit
** VACANCY 8 ** 0
Team Qwop.. 10
22/08/2018
W
Forfeit
Team Qwop.. 10
Old Boys FC 0
15/08/2018
W
Forfeit
Team Qwop.. 10
** VACANCY 1 ** 0
08/08/2018
L
JERSEY SHORE 5
Team Qwop.. 1
01/08/2018
W
Forfeit
Team Qwop.. 9
** VACANCY 2 ** 0
25/07/2018
W
Forfeit
The Toast 0
Team Qwop.. 1
18/07/2018

Results

17/10/2018
Flat Earth Society 3 14 Team Qwop..
10/10/2018
Team Qwop.. 10 0 ** VACANCY 8 **
03/10/2018
The Toast 0 10 Team Qwop..
26/09/2018
Bweakfast F.C. 0 6 Team Qwop..
19/09/2018
Team Qwop.. 11 7 JERSEY SHORE
12/09/2018
Murder on zidanes floor' 0 10 Team Qwop..
05/09/2018
Team Qwop.. 10 0 ** VACANCY 4 **
29/08/2018
Team Qwop.. 10 0 ** VACANCY 6 **
22/08/2018
** VACANCY 8 ** 0 10 Team Qwop..
15/08/2018
Team Qwop.. 10 0 Old Boys FC
08/08/2018
Team Qwop.. 10 0 ** VACANCY 1 **
01/08/2018
JERSEY SHORE 5 1 Team Qwop..
25/07/2018
Team Qwop.. 9 0 ** VACANCY 2 **
18/07/2018
The Toast 0 1 Team Qwop..
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