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THE CUCKS

Team Stats

Season Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
2020 10 4 0 6 48 57 0 12
2019 47 26 5 16 314 260 0 83
2018 46 18 5 23 289 324 0 59
2017 9 0 0 9 42 99 0 0

Recent games

Average goals scored in last 3 games : 4.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games : 5.67

Recent results

10/03/2020 vs RICK N MORTY'S
3 5
03/03/2020 vs FC THORto
6 4
25/02/2020 vs KFC WIMBLEDON
4 8

Highs and Lows

Biggest winning margin vs HANGOVER 96 (B) 12/03/2019 (Won 19 - 1)
Greatest thrashing vs SHUDS STOWING 14/11/2017 (Lost 0 - 16)
Most goals in single game vs HANGOVER 96 (B) 12/03/2019 (Won 19 - 1)

Streaks

Longest winning streak 11 From 03/04/2018 To 04/09/2018
Longest losing streak 11 From 24/10/2017 To 03/04/2018

Current League Stats (TUESDAY 5 ASIDE WINTER LEAGUE)

League Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
TUESDAY 5 ASIDE WINTER LEAGUE 14 6 1 7 66 80 -14 19

Previous Games

L
RICK N MORTY'S 5
THE CUCKS 3
10/03/2020
W
THE CUCKS 6
FC THORto 4
03/03/2020
L
KFC WIMBLEDON 8
THE CUCKS 4
25/02/2020
W
KOMPTON FC 2
THE CUCKS 5
18/02/2020
L
THE CUCKS 4
EDINBOROS 8
11/02/2020
L
L
THE CUCKS 5
EGG FRIED REUS 6
28/01/2020
W
THE CUCKS 10
COOKE FC 2
21/01/2020
L
FC THORto 13
THE CUCKS 8
14/01/2020
W
THE CUCKS 3
KFC WIMBLEDON 2
07/01/2020
D
THE CUCKS 4
KOMPTON FC 4
17/12/2019
W
EDINBOROS 3
THE CUCKS 4
10/12/2019
L
W
UNATHLETICO FC 6
THE CUCKS 7
26/11/2019

Results

10/03/2020
RICK N MORTY'S 5 3 THE CUCKS
03/03/2020
THE CUCKS 6 4 FC THORto
25/02/2020
KFC WIMBLEDON 8 4 THE CUCKS
18/02/2020
KOMPTON FC 2 5 THE CUCKS
11/02/2020
THE CUCKS 4 8 EDINBOROS
04/02/2020
BORUSSIA NOMNOMGLADBACH 7 0 THE CUCKS
28/01/2020
THE CUCKS 5 6 EGG FRIED REUS
21/01/2020
THE CUCKS 10 2 COOKE FC
14/01/2020
FC THORto 13 8 THE CUCKS
07/01/2020
THE CUCKS 3 2 KFC WIMBLEDON
17/12/2019
THE CUCKS 4 4 KOMPTON FC
10/12/2019
EDINBOROS 3 4 THE CUCKS
03/12/2019
THE CUCKS 3 10 BORUSSIA NOMNOMGLADBACH
26/11/2019
UNATHLETICO FC 6 7 THE CUCKS
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