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Crystal Phallus
Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 19 | 26 | 0 | 10 |
| 2024 | 39 | 18 | 5 | 16 | 125 | 123 | 0 | 59 |
| 2023 | 42 | 14 | 1 | 27 | 77 | 142 | 0 | 43 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 07/04/2025 | vs CarlMarks |
1
6
|
| 31/03/2025 | vs Saggy Melts |
2
2
|
| 24/03/2025 | vs Fingers Fc |
3
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Mexfield Fc
22/04/2024 (Won 9 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Saggy Melts
10/04/2023 (Lost 2 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Mexfield Fc
22/04/2024 (Won 9 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 09/01/2023 To 07/08/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 07/08/2023 To 10/04/2023
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon season ending 2024-01-15)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon season ending 2024-01-15 | 16 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 27 | 52 | -25 | 18 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
L
W
W
L
L
L
L
L
L
W
L
L
Results
| 15/01/2024 |
| 18/12/2023 |
| 11/12/2023 |
| 04/12/2023 |
| 27/11/2023 |
| 20/11/2023 |
| 13/11/2023 |
| 06/11/2023 |
| 30/10/2023 |
| 16/10/2023 |
| 09/10/2023 |
| 02/10/2023 |
| 18/09/2023 |
| 11/09/2023 |
| 04/09/2023 |
| 28/08/2023 |
