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Crystal Phallus
Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 11 | 0 | 6 |
| 2024 | 39 | 18 | 5 | 16 | 125 | 123 | 0 | 59 |
| 2023 | 42 | 14 | 1 | 27 | 77 | 142 | 0 | 43 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.33
Recent results
| 10/03/2025 | vs CITY FC! |
3
2
|
| 03/03/2025 | vs FC Late Twentes |
0
2
|
| 24/02/2025 | vs The Frizzles |
2
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Mexfield Fc
22/04/2024 (Won 9 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Saggy Melts
10/04/2023 (Lost 2 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Mexfield Fc
22/04/2024 (Won 9 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 10/04/2023 To 16/01/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 16/01/2023 To 10/04/2023
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon season ending 2023-04-17)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon season ending 2023-04-17 | 16 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 31 | 50 | -19 | 20 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
W
W
L
L
L
L
L
W
W
Results
| 17/04/2023 |
| 10/04/2023 |
| 27/03/2023 |
| 20/03/2023 |
| 13/03/2023 |
| 06/03/2023 |
| 27/02/2023 |
| 20/02/2023 |
| 06/02/2023 |
| 23/01/2023 |
| 16/01/2023 |
| 09/01/2023 |
